“Oh, he did hurt himself, he couldn’t sit and he’s carrying around one of those doughnut pillows that pregnant women wear, and I was like, ‘Let me see!’ I touched his butt, ladies, get excited! And I swear, one butt cheek is so much bigger than the other. I was like, ‘Mark! Oh my gosh, you’re like really hurt.’ But then I just kept touching his butt all day long.”
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“Oh, he did hurt himself, he couldn’t sit and he’s carrying around one of those doughnut pillows that pregnant women...